For better or for worse, I have an internet famous business card.  The image above is the photo of it that went viral.  Here's some more information about it.

Below is a text-version of this data:

<card>
  <name>  Albert Hwang                        </name>
  <title> 3d New Media Artist                 </title>
  <phone> 253.347.9253                        </phone>
  <email> hwang [dot] al [at] gmail [dot] com </email>
  <link>  albert-hwang.com                    </link>
</card>